The winter break is over and the hiking whores are back at it again. Unfortunately, the harsh winter has left its mark on some members. Will can now only leave the house with the aid of a walking stick. Nevertheless, the highly motivated members gathered in Herbetswil for the upcoming Herculean task of climbing the Weissenstein. As copied from the professional athletes, isotonic drinks and grape juice were consumed in preparation before setting off. The scent of a CBD cigarette was also in the air.
The grueling ascent right at the beginning of the hike was a tough one and the sweat pores of the human body were opened to the maximum. After the first 10 minutes, when you looked at the President's flushed face, marked by exertion, you knew that a circulatory collapse was not far away. With targeted breaks, the worst was avoided and the members fought their way up the hill.
From the second part onwards, things got really dirty. The muddy ground, the lack of fine motor skills and the thin mountain air made things difficult for the members. Suddenly a loud, high-pitched female scream was heard and we knew that someone had fallen down the wall. As it turned out, it was Tony. Thank goodness nothing worse happened, as he was able to catch himself on his ample backside.
One who stood out among the members was Fäbe, not only because of his hiking skills, but also because of his professional hiking outfit. His elegant white hiking pants were even rewarded with a shot. On the way, the number of hiking whores increased even more when a likeable Dutchman called Moskito spontaneously joined us.
Once on the Weissenstein, the hiking whores did what they do best and celebrated their achievement accordingly. In honor of Lukas Kellenberger, who carried up a magnum of wine, the world hit “Petra Sturzenegger” was quickly recomposed in his name.
The descent towards Solothurn was tackled with the help of the gondola. Once in Solothurn, the evening was rounded off with chips, burgers, beer and live music at the TCS campsite.
Text: Mike Hafner
