Davos is not only a prestigious spa and resort town, but is also known for its events. Shabby events such as the WEF usually take place here. But this year, the program included the general meeting of the Wanderhuren. An event in a class of its own. In cooperation with the Swiss army and the police, the hiking celebrities were escorted to the foot of the Rinerhorn mountain railroad.
Once there, a two-class society quickly emerged. One group consisted of well-trained, attractive young people who were literally bursting with energy and drive. Group 2 was the complete opposite. Pale figures, marked by illness, pigs, lack of sleep and alcohol excesses, stood there like in a badly staged horror movie. While the first group threw themselves into the adventure and marched heroically along, the walking corpses took the cable car to the top and used the time to prepare the hostel for the hikers' arrival.
We coped well with the incline on the hike. You could tell that there was a real kick in the “Wädli”. The field of participants also included some top athletes such as
- Näthu, 2x Swiss champion in bodybuilding (with steroids)
- Tröpflichris, 2nd place Paralympics in figure skating
- Dominik Glaus, World Cup winner in acrobatics category girls U23
- Nadine Geiger, 1st place in 10m air rifle shooting.
We enjoyed the natural surroundings and got closer and closer to the end point. Once they arrived at the hostel, they treated themselves to a well-earned refreshing drink. Then the boys couldn't resist taking a steam bath together and having in-depth conversations over a cup of black tea.
So dinner was already on the program, where for once even Corina was present. Unfortunately, the good mood was spoiled by an incident. L. Schellenberger (editor's name changed) had taken a god-awful shot behind the armor and was no longer even able to take part in the AGM... Get well soon.
Nevertheless, the President skilfully led the attendees through the first Official Assembly as if he had never done anything else before. Last but not least, Will gave a nice speech before going to bed. The younger participants continued to enjoy the evening. In pandemic times, a concept is essential and so the well-known “GGG” principle was applied at the Wanderhuren: hooting, dancing and drinking (only makes sense in german ;-)). In short, the concept was implemented flawlessly by most of the participants.
The next day, while the early risers (Mattia, Martina and Jeanne) cleaned up the battlefield and polished everything back to a shine, the other participants waited skillfully in their beds until the work was done and then pounced on the breakfast buffet. And so ended another legendary weekend with the whores.
Text: Mike Hafner
