The big season finale of the traveling whores took place in picturesque Toggenburg. At the meeting point in Moslig, the attentive observer noticed something strange. Someone from the board was missing? Conchita Wurst got in touch on social media and asked the following question: “Where's that drippy boy with the cute hair and the tattooed arm? Is this boy actually still single?” Conchita was right, the Tröpfli boy was indeed absent.
Nevertheless, they got ready for the adventure. Some members had to relieve themselves before the hike and go to the toilet in the morning. Meanwhile, the other participants couldn't resist launching their first round of wine tasting. The first three bottles were already consumed. As it would later turn out, they had been careless with their provisions...
Now the charming group, consisting of young and old, fat and thin, educated and uneducated, ugly and beautiful members, marched off in the direction of Rachlis. Right at the start, the altitude meters had to be fought for. For some participants, memories of the Augustmatthorn came flooding back and sent shivers down their spines. As it turned out, however, the ascent was only half as bad. Once at the top, this achievement was to be celebrated no less and a break was taken to celebrate the success.
Full of energy, we then continued towards Meiersalp. An unknown participant had already commented in advance about taking a 1.5 liter magnum bottle of wine with him. Many people thought this was a nurse's tale and stupid gossip. Shortly before the Meiersalp, when the lunch break was heralded, such a splendid specimen actually made the rounds. The local hero Markus had actually carried one up. There was applause and shouts of “Awesome guy, respect brother, and other youthful slang” from everywhere. Lukas K. was so enthusiastic that he emptied the bottle straight away. So the rule was quickly introduced that anyone who empties a magnum bottle must bring a magnum bottle next time. Once the culinary delights had been devoured, it was on to the Meiersalp for dessert. There, the association offered another round of refreshments.
After Simon had washed down his Coke and Sophie her Lutzkafi, the group set their sights on the Rütibüel as their final destination. Halfway there, they were shocked to discover that their liquid supply had already been used up. This is an absolute first in the history of the Wanderhuren. So they decided to get to their destination as quickly as possible. Some participants took a shortcut across a meadow belonging to a local farmer. The farmer made short work of them and insulted the hiking group in the worst possible way. But the hiking group did not let themselves be put off and finished the hike with determination.
Once we arrived at Rütibüel, it was time for the relaxed part of the program. The participants now enjoyed the musical sounds of DJ Rampensau, who is already known far beyond the hipster scene as the Avicii of the mountains. They had a good time with a barbecue and beer. However, the beer ran out quickly and the host had to improvise. So, without further ado, schnapps were served and beers were brought out, some of which had already expired in 2013. However, the participants did not allow themselves to be put off and played, danced, sang, laughed, cried, vomited and played music until the last Postbus left. This brought the 2020 hiking season to a fitting close and we can now look forward to the new club year.
Text: Mike Hafner
