For some time now, the Wanderhuren have had August 1st marked in their diaries. Not because Switzerland was celebrating its birthday, but because a hiking weekend was on the agenda. So 31 of the 32 hiking whores gathered cheerfully at the valley station of the Rinerhorn cable car. It was hard to believe when the news spread that Andrin, the dream son-in-law of all mothers and otherwise always punctual, had overslept. Tony in particular was delighted to hear the news and has already thought up a punishment.
Nevertheless, the strong field of participants marched off towards Berghostel Rinerhorn. The already well-known Austrian A. Puthuparambil was joined by two wild boys from Vienna, much to everyone's delight. In what felt like an air temperature of 53 degrees, the hiking whores fought their way up the mountain. They used the breaks to compensate for the loss of fluids and the first corks popped after a short walk. Like walking waterfalls, they finally reached the stage destination of Berghostel Rinerhorn. Egger and his team of helpers, who traveled comfortably by train to the accommodation, welcomed the sweaty arrivals. But beware, anyone who thought that was it was completely wrong. The mountain hostel is just a stopover. Because the (most) hiking whores want to climb peaks this weekend and so they marched on towards the Rinerhorn. All the participants put in an impressive running performance. Passing hikers were impressed and kept asking for autographs from the top athletes.
Once at the top, the camera was pulled out and the hiking whores posed skillfully and presented their best side for the group photo. Hobby photographer Glaus also took individual shots of Päärlis, new members, WG comrades and past loved ones. At the summit it started to rain, much to the delight of the hiking whores left behind in the hostel, who watched the spectacle from there. Now they made their way back as quickly as possible, as it was now really thundering.
Once downstairs, we indulged in hoppy refreshments and freshened up for dinner. Dani and his kitchen team conjured up an extremely delicious meal that even the star chefs Studi and Sybille from the TV show al dente couldn't have done better. All but two participants, who probably preferred the Austrian dessert “sausage with dumplings” to the main course, got to enjoy Will's legendary speeches. It is fair to say that most of the participants ended the evening on a high note and partied well into the night. It is worth noting that the otherwise steadfast
Party animal Willboy 92 suffered a slump and retired at around 21:15.
The sound of beer bottles being clinked and the accompanying cheering could be heard again and again. Fan chants such as “Tröpfli Chris, Tröpfli Chris...” were also audible. The touring whores continued to amuse themselves by playing cozy card games such as bus driver or dueling in high-level ping pong games. Among other things, there was a giant duel between ATP world no. 14 L. Kellenberger and no. 8 E. Studer. Other participants showed off their skills at the hit game of beer pong, others used the evening to make new acquaintances and flirt around a bit and still others simply enjoyed making silly remarks.
The planned hike the next day was canceled due to the capricious weather and motivation problems after the night's drinking, so the hiking whores were able to fortify themselves at the breakfast buffet in peace and quiet. The highly trained facility management students were able to put their skills to the test and the Rinerhornhostel was left and handed over in perfect condition.
Now the downhill run with the rental scooter was on the program. Ati showed a golden touch in his choice of racing vehicle and after a short time had a flat tire. Nevertheless, the hiking whores remained more or less accident-free on the descent. So it was a successful end to an extremely amusing weekend. Now it's time for the hikers to recover well and prepare for the next hike on September 12th
Text: Mike Hafner
